Monday, 5 January 2009

The Origins of "Where the Birdies Is"

I heard this little ditty a good few years back and decided it might go well as a post title about my 'missing' birds (I Wonder Where the Birdies Is?) but it has always stumped me as to where it originates. Here's the ditty in full (as far as I can discover):-
Spring has sprung;
The grass has ris.
I wonder where
The birdie is?

There he is
In the sky.
He dropped some
Whitewash in my eye!
I am no sissy;
I won't cry.
I'm just glad
That cows can't fly!

My Googling has revealed that it was probably made up by either W.C Fields or Groucho Marx but most results show "origin lost" If anyone knows any different please let me know - it's driving me mad!!! (Or madder!)

 
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4 comments:

RuneE said...

I have heard that the saying about "the flying cow" was attributed to a medieval monk, but that is all the help I can give.

Betsy said...

Saw you on CJ's blog and thought I'd say hello! :)

Liz said...

They say the bird is on the wing
but that is odd
for I had heard
the wing was on the bird.

That's the version I remember.

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