I tend to be growing more and more impatient. I don't know if it's an age thing, or if it's down to the medication I'm on for Crohn's. (It certainly WAS the medication when I first started to take it - the steroids made me aggressive and short tempered.)
I don't mean impatient with my wife's condition or my own - though these must surely be contributory factors - I mean an overall and very general impatience with everyday life.
Take automated telephone systems for example - I was always the one who had the patience of Job with these things - now I listen to the first message and if it doesn't have the phrase "Or to speak to an operator press the hash key." I hang up. A few years back I'd have gone for the option most closely associated with my query and then found myself lost in a telecommunications nightmare maze - but I'd have navigated my way out of it. My doctor's surgery has recently decided that all calls into it have to be greeted by such an automated system - with the only option being to speak to one of the receptionists!! I mean what is the point?? So now when I call the doctors for an appointment I'm greeted by a recorded message which must've been made by a drunk or heavily sedated receptionist who says:
"T h a n k y o u f o r c a l l i n g C******* H e a l t h C e n t r e. I ' m s o r r y b u t a l l o f
t h e r e c e p t i o n i s t s a r e b u s y.(No, they're not) I f y o u w o u l d l i k e t o h o l d,
o n e o f t h e r e c e p t i o n i s t s w i l l b e w i t h y o u s h o r t l y. I f y o u a r e
c a l l i n g b e t w e e n 6 p m a n d 8 a m p l e a s e c a l l t h e o u t o f h o u r s
s e r v i c e o n ***********, o r i f y o u r c a l l i s m o r e u r g e n t d i a l t h e
e m e r g e n c y o u t o f h o u r s s e r v i c e o n *********. I f y o u a r e c a l l i n g
b e t w e e n 8 a m a n d 8.30 a m a n d y o u r e q u i r e a h o m e v i s i t p l e a s e
c a l l ********. O r, i f y o u r c a l l i s u r g e n t c a l l t h e e m e r g e n c y o u t o f
h o u r s s e r v i c e on ***********. I f y o u w o u l d l i k e t o s p e a k t o a
r e c e p t i o n i s t p l e a s e h o l d."
At which point you are promptly cut off if you have called at 8.29 and 59 seconds, so you have to redial quickly in order to get an appointment and then you have to listen to it all again, so that by the time you get to speak to an operator at 8.53am all of the appointments have been taken.
Is it just me? Am I simply an impatient, grumpy old man (at 42) or has the world gone mad?
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